[Verse] (E B C# C# x2) - F#m7 G#m7 A A - E A E E
I met him in a crowded room - …
Where people go to drink away their gloom - …
He sat me down and so began - …
The story of a charmless man - … [Intro - Chorus]
Educated the expensive way - … (x1)
He knows his claret from his Beaujolais - …
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray - …
But then nature didn't make him that way ╔══════╗
║ Blur ║
[Hook] E B C# C# ╚══════╝
((He went/Nana) nanananana (nanaaa) - … x2)
[Chorus #1] (E E E E - E G#m7 F#m7 G#m7 - F#m7 F#m7 x2)
B B A A
(He thinks his educated - Airs - Those family shares
Will protect him - That (we'll) respect him)
(He moves in circles - Of friends - Who just pretend
That they like him - He does the same to them)
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man [Hook] (/…) (…)
He knows the swingers and their cavalry - …
Says he can get in anywhere for free - …
I began to go a little cross-eyed - …
And from this charmless man I just had to hide [Hook]
(He talks at speed - He gets nose bleeds [Chorus #2]
He doesn't see ╔═══════════╗
His days are tumbling - Down upon him) ║ Charmless ║
(And yet he tries - So hard to please ║ Man ║
He's just so keen ╚═══════════╝
For you to listen - But no one's listening)
[Solo - Verse] [Chorus #1 - Lines #1~5] (you'll)
[Chorus #2 - Last 7 lines]
[Hook] (E B C# C# x3) - E D C B - A G-F#7 E
(/Nana/Nana/Nana//) (…/na/na naaaa) (x3~2~1)